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You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

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«You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means» is a phrase used to call out someone else’s incorrect use of a word or phrase during online conversations. It is typically iterated as an image macro series featuring the fictional character Inigo Montoya from the 1987 romantic comedy film The Princess Bride.

Origin

The quote “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means” was said by American actor Mandy Patinkin[2] who portrayed the swordsman Inigo Montoya[3] in the 1987 romantic comedy The Princess Bride.[1] Throughout the movie, Sicilian boss Vizzini (portrayed by Wallace Shawn[4]) repeatedly describes the unfolding events as “inconceivable.” After Vizzini attempts to cut a rope the Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up, he yells out that it was inconceivable that the pirate did not fall. To this, Montoya replied with the quote:

The clip of the scene from Princess Bride was uploaded via YouTube channel Bagheadclips on February 4th, 2007. Since its upload, the video has been used in the comments of Reddit posts as early as since January 2008[20] and has gained more than 644,000 views as of July 2012.

Spread

Though the quote had been used to refute posters on 4chan[17] as early as March 2010, the first advice animal style image macro with the quote over a still photo of Mandy Patinkin as the character was shared on the advice animals subreddit[8] on June 18th, 2011. The caption used the word “decimate” as the example of what was being misused. While the word is defined as “to kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage of”[9], it was originally used in the Roman era[10] to refer to a punishment in which 1 in 10 men were killed. The misuse of the word to mean anything more than ten percent has been blogged about on Listverse[11], personal blog World Wide Words[12] and WikiHow.[13]

"DECIMATED", YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINKIT MEANS.

More instances of the image macro have appeared on other subreddits including /r/RonPaul[14] and /r/Anarcho_Capitalism.[15] As of July 2012, the Quickmeme[5] page has 640 submissions and the Memegenerator[6]page has more than 1800 submissions. Additional instances are posted on Memebase[18], Reddit[16] and Tumblr[7]with the tag “I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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CHRISTIAN, YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD, "STUBBORN" I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS quickmeme.com YOU KEEP USING THESE WORDS I DO NOT THINK THEY MEAN WHAT THE MICROSOFT WORD THESAURUS TOLD YOU THEY MEAN quickmeme.com FUNDIE, YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD "UNIVERSAL I DON'T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS quickmeme.com

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What does You Keep Using That Word mean?

You keep using that word, followed by I do not think it means what you think it means is a phrase used to highlight someone’s incorrect use of a term.

It was taken from the 1987 comedy The Princess Bride, and is often combined with an image macro of Inigo Montoya, (portrayed by Mandy Patinkin) a character from the movie.

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Origin

What’s the origin of You Keep Using That Word?

The quote was first shown in the iconic 1987 film The Princess Bride, in which the villain, Vizzini keeps saying the word “Inconceivable!”.

Several exclamations into the movie, Montoya confronts Vizzini (played by Wallace Shawn) with the iconic phrase “You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means”.

Spread & Usage

How did You Keep Using That Word spread?

The scene was taken out of context and uploaded to YouTube in 2007 and was used in Reddit posts, since 2008.

The meme as an image macro started making appearances on 4chan, Memebase, Tumblr and Reddit following 2010, peaking in 2012.

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Language evolves. Over time, as people speak a language, some of its words take on new meanings, and the old meanings may fall into disuse. Sometimes the new usages become mainstream; when was the last time you heard someone (who wasn’t trying to be funny — and likely failing) use «gay» to mean anything other than «homosexual» or as a disparaging term?[1] Sometimes, things are more… contentious.

This trope covers those words that writers, and indeed people in general, are frequently accused of misusing, although given the continual evolution of any spoken language, exactly what constitutes a «misuse» is hotly contested. The most common examples can be sorted into categories of varying pedantry. The more pedantic ones may rely on obscure usages or represent a vain attempt by linguistic purists to turn back the clock on the evolution of language (sometimes to a supposed past state that never actually existed), often accompanied by the belief that linguistic evolution is always «degradation.»

The usage may simply be so widespread that, while the «correct» usage is still valuable in some contexts, one can generally get away with the «incorrect» colloquial usage. The less pedantic ones, though, will probably elicit eye rolls at least from most people with an interest in language or a university education. Then there are some words that are just so specific that nobody actually bothers to look up what they really mean. This happens most often to scientific or medical terms.

In some rare cases, the opposite may happen: a shorter word may be replaced by a longer one, either coined or borrowed, because the writer thinks using longer words makes his character (or himself) seem more intelligent. See «irregardless» below for an example of pompous writers trying to create a word.

This isn’t a general style guide; these are specifically words that have commonly contested usages. Homophones, humorous misspellings and bizarre malapropisms belong in The Big List of Booboos and Blunders or Rouge Angles of Satin. For errors of punctuation rather than usage, see Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma.


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  • Very Pedantic (Original meaning is often forgotten, or the «wrong» meaning has also become accepted as correct — even by language teachers.)
  • Moderately Pedantic (Meaning is largely dependent on context, or the meaning has started to drift in popular use.)
  • Less Pedantic (Common errors that do not match current definitions and are considered wrong by most people.)

And finally…

  • Inconceivable. It means that something is impossible even to imagine (or, depending on usage, to conceive in a biological sense, such as an inter-species crossbreed), although there is some variability to this. Anything that is truly and utterly inconceivable would by definition be unimaginable in any way, shape or form by our minds (including the mere concept), as they simply weren’t designed to conjure up such information. In any case, it does not mean «impossible», «highly unlikely», or «unfortunate». (It should be noted that this may not be a valid definition, but it’s perfectly valid as hyperbole.) The closest synonym would probably be «incomprehensible». For example, a triangle appearing floating in midair above your head is unlikely, while the mathematical construct of the triangle existing in the real world is impossible. The triangle being four-sided is inconceivable.
    • Incidentally, it is possible Vizzini was using the word correctly. He has a pretty high opinion of himself; it could well be that the idea of someone besting his plans is not something that happens in his reality.
      • The first time, at least. He has no excuse for the repeated usage. After the first one or two times, he really should have caught on that yes, it’s conceivable for his plans to not work out perfectly.
  1. (Ironically, this usage of the word is better known by many as «ghey»)

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Are You Saying These 12 Words Wrong, Like Most People?

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

—Inigo Montoya, “The Princess Bride”

Many words have clear meanings which are difficult to confuse.

You’ll never use the word “cat” to refer to a “dog,” for example.

But there are other words which are not as simple to use.

As an English learner, you’ve probably come across a few words that you mix up again and again.

Well, we have a secret for you: Even native speakers confuse words!

Just as there are common phrases which people say wrong, there are also some English words which people use incorrectly. We’re going to take a close look at 12 of those words today.

You might be wondering how it’s even possible that native speakers would say these words wrong. So let’s begin by looking at why this is.


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English Words Are Constantly Changing

The way we pronounce, spell and use words is constantly changing.

Take the word “awful,” for example. “Awful” is the combination of the words “awe” (a feeling of inspiration or wonder) and the word “full” (as in, the opposite of “empty”). Something awful used to be something that fills you with awe or wonder. It could also mean something that fills you with fear. Over the years, though, that second definition became the one that stuck. So now the dictionary definition is “very bad or unpleasant.”

Thanks to the internet, the English language is changing even faster than ever. People use words incorrectly all the time, but now they often see others online using the same word in the same (incorrect) way.

Because of that, some of these words will either be used correctly over time, or their misuse will turn into the new definition. It’s already happening to some words on our list, like the word “literally.” Some dictionaries are starting to include the “wrong” usage of the word as one possible correct way to use it!

Until all these words change meaning, though, it’s important to understand their current correct meanings.

1. Literally

Wrong meaning: Figuratively, very. The word is often used for emphasis and as an exaggeration, as in “I’m literally dying of laughter.”

Right meaning: Actually, exactly, without exaggeration.

“Literally” is a weird word because somehow, in recent years, it has been used for literally the opposite of its definition. The word actually means something exact or precise. For example:

There are literally millions of stars in the sky.
( = There are millions of stars in the sky.)

There is literally a snake in my bathroom. Please help!
( = There is a real snake in the bathroom.)

You are not “literally dying of laughter” unless you are actually dying. In extreme situations, you might be so hungry you could literally eat a horse. (But for the sake of any horses around you, we hope not!)

2. Factoid

Wrong meaning: A small fact.

Right meaning: A false fact.

The word “factoid” was first used by journalist, author and activist Norman Mailer in 1973 to talk about a fact that is not true. He wrote that factoids were “facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper”—that is, stuff that the media just makes up.

Today the word is used to refer to a “bite-sized” fact, a small quick fact or something that is repeated by so many people that it’s eventually assumed to be true. The -oid in factoid is a suffix (word ending) that means “resembling” or “like,” so factoid really means “fact-like.”

3. Irregardless

Wrong meaning: Regardless, without consideration of (or despite) the circumstances.

Right meaning: Even though this word is included in some dictionaries, it’s very nonstandard and we really recommend you don’t use it.

The phrase “regardless of” is used the same way as you would say “even though” or “in spite of.” For example:

Regardless of the definition being very clear, he still didn’t understand the word.

“Irregardless” is normally used to mean the same.

It was first used way back in the 1700s, possibly instead of the word “irrespective” (which does mean the same as “regardless,” but people rarely use it), or as a fusion of the words “irrespective” + “regardless.”

The “word” is used in speech to this day, even though it should mean the opposite (since the prefix ir- and the suffix -less are both negative). That makes it a double negative, just like “I won’t not eat the last cupcake” means you totally will.

We think it’s confusing too, and that’s why it’s best to avoid this “word”!

4. Entitled

Wrong meaning: The title of a book, TV show, etc.

Right meaning: Having, or believing that you have, the right to something.

When you buy a house, you’re entitled to it—you legally have the right to own the house. You can also be entitled to your opinion, since you have the right to speak your mind. Sometimes people can act entitled, if they act like they deserve special treatment.

A book, on the other hand, is never entitled, it’s just titled! People often misuse this word by saying, “The best movie in the world is entitled ‘Troll 2.’” This is not only untrue, it’s the incorrect usage of the word. Books, movies, TV shows and anything else that has a title are “titled.”

5. Poisonous

Wrong meaning: Something that will make you poisoned if you eat it, or if it bites you.

Right meaning: Something that will poison you, but only if you eat it.

People often think the words “poisonous” and “venomous” mean the same thing. And they do both deal with poison, a substance that will make you sick or even kill you. The difference is in the way the poison is administered (given):

  • Poisonous is used for anything that will poison you when you ingest (eat) it
  • Venomous is used for anything that will poison you if it bites you.

This is why murderers on TV shows use poison to kill their victims, they don’t use venom. Another example is the pufferfish, the Japanese delicacy, which is a poisonous fish—it can kill you if you eat it (and yet many people do still eat it!). A snake that can poison you, on the other hand, is venomous. Unless you bite it first, we guess.

6. Runners-up, Passers-by

Wrong meaning: The meaning is usually correct here, it’s the word itself that’s wrong—people often incorrectly say “runner-ups” and passer-bys.”

Right meaning: The correct plural form of the words “runner-up” and “passer-by” are “runners-up” and “passers-by.” (Note: “passerby” and “passersby,” without the hyphen, are also correct spellings.)

Runners-up are people who did not win in a contest, but did well enough to deserve a mention. Passersby (or passers-by) are people who happened to be walking by some place.

Often, the words are misspelled by people writing “passer-bys” and “runner-ups.” The hyphen ( – ) is actually not necessary, which looks even weirder: “passersby” is the plural of “passerby.” This is because the people are plural, not the second word (which just helps describe the people).

7. Ironic

Wrong meaning: Something unfortunate.

Right meaning: Something that’s funny, interesting or strange because it happens in a way that is opposite to what you’d expect.

“Ironic” is one word that no one seems to get right, even native speakers!

There are a few different kinds of irony, but the kind people usually mean when they use the word ironic is “situational irony.”

This is when something happens which is the opposite of what you’d expect, making the whole situation look comical or unusual. For example, you go on a diet and gain 20 pounds, or the fire station burns down. Irony can be funny, in a sad kind of way.

The infamous song “Isn’t It Ironic” by Alanis Morissette has some great examples of things that are unfortunate, but not actually ironic. For instance, rain on your wedding day is only ironic if you specifically chose that day because the forecast said it would be sunny.

Then again, maybe the joke is on us… it’s pretty ironic that a song about irony doesn’t actually have any.

8. Infamous

Wrong meaning: Very famous.

Right meaning: Famous for a negative reason.

Speaking of infamous people and things, this word does not mean “very famous.” It actually refers to something or someone who is famous for all the wrong reasons.

Heroes are famous for their great deeds. Bank robbers, on the other hand, are infamous for their criminal deeds. Celebrities can be either, depending on how well they behave themselves (or don’t).

9. Inflammable

Wrong meaning: Not flammable.

Right meaning: Flammable.

This mistake is very common for a very good reason: It just makes sense! As we mentioned before, the prefix in- means “not,” so it would make sense for the word “inflammable” to mean “not flammable.” The problem, though, is that “inflammable” actually comes from the word “enflame.”

So what’s the difference between “flammable” and “inflammable”? Absolutely nothing. You can use either word to mean the exact same thing. As if that weren’t enough, you can also use “non-flammable.” English can be weird sometimes! As comedian George Carlin put it, “Flammable… inflammable… non-inflammable. Why are there three of them? Either it flams or it doesn’t!”

10. Bemused

Wrong meaning: Amused, in a detached kind of way.

Right meaning: Confused or bewildered.

“Amused” and “bemused” look very similar, so it makes sense that people have started using the word “bemused” to mean amused in a calm way. What the word really means, though, is confused, puzzled or bewildered. It can sometimes also mean to be lost in thought.

So if you enjoy the silliness of the clown at your party, you are amused by him. If you didn’t invite any clowns to your party, you are more likely bemused.

11. Infer, Imply

Wrong meaning: People sometimes think both words mean the same thing, to suggest something.

Right meaning: “Imply” does mean to suggest something, but “infer” means to figure something out that isn’t stated outright.

“Infer” and “imply” are connected in meaning, but they are not the same thing. If you tell someone, “Wow this bag is really heavy for me to carry all alone,” you are implying that you want help. You’re not directly asking for help, but you’re hinting at it.

Whoever you’re talking to can infer from your statement that you want help carrying that heavy bag. Or they can respond that it doesn’t look that heavy, implying that you’re stuck carrying that bag by yourself.

12. Good, Well

Wrong meaning: “Well” and “good” mean the same thing, something that is positive.

Right meaning: The two words do have similar meanings, but “well” can be an adverb, an adjective, a verb, a noun or an interjection (Oh, well!), while “good” is just an adjective.

Many times, the words “well” and “good” are mixed up.

They can indeed have the same meaning sometimes: Something that is right or satisfactory, but they are used in different ways:

  • When the word “well” is an adverb, it describes how you do something.

    For example, “I play basketball well” or “Taylor Swift sings really well.” It describes how I play or how Taylor sings, and “play” and “sing” are both verbs.

  • When the word “well” is an adjective, it simply describes a noun.

    For example, in the sentence “Mary feels well,” our word refers back to Mary. Mary is described as feeling healthy, so well is an adjective.

  • The word “good” can only be an adjective, which means its function is to describe a person, place or thing.

For example, “This is a good TV show,” “London is a good city,” or “He’s a good boy.” Saying “I feel good” would mean that you are feeling like a good person, which is possible, but probably not what you’re trying to say.

Learn the correct usage of all these English words, and you will feel more confident in your English skills. And remember that even native speakers get many of these words wrong!


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Any fan of Princess Bride knows the rest of the quote: “I do not think it means what you think it means.” I know I’ve been busted from time to time for misusing a word, most painfully after the piece has gone to press. Captured forever in time, my ignorance and, yes, arrogance, at choosing a top-shelf word to show the world my level of erudition, only to reveal my nescience (okay, I had to look that last one up).

Solid writing skills are important, no matter what you’re writing. If you find a Post-It stuck to the refrigerator door that says, “Pick up dog fud,” it might lead you to wonder if the dog wrote it. Spelling matters more than you think. Misspelled words in articles or online posts tend to yank the legs of credibility out from underneath the writer. I read enough online opinion pieces and letters to the editor to see that correct spelling apparently isn’t that important to a lot of people. That’s unfortunate, and it only reduces the impact of their message.

One of my biggest pet peeves, though, is the willful misuse of words. A friend recently posted a photo of her dog on a Facebook page. The dog was on her back, splayed out, blissfully snoozing on the living room rug. “Here’s Lilac,” she wrote (the dog’s name has been changed to protect the innocent), “nonplussed as usual.” Apparently she thinks “nonplussed” means “unfazed.” Nope. It means pretty much the opposite. If someone rushed into the Kinko’s where you were running off copies of your résumé and announced that a vehicle matching the description of yours had rolled across the parking lot and smashed into another car, you probably would be nonplussed. Confused. Bewildered. Frozen in mild panic. Definitely fazed. Oh, and sometimes I’ll read how a writer boasts that some calamity like this “didn’t phase me.” That’s not all that impressive, as getting “phased” is something that rarely happens outside of “Star Trek.”

“Discreet” and “discrete” are sometimes used interchangeably, and they have nothing to do with each other. As a recording musician, I discovered the difference years ago when a guidebook mentioned recording discrete tracks, meaning a separate track for each instrument. Its homonym, of course, means low-key or out of public view. It’s the basis of the word “discretion.” If you’re married but fooling around with someone from the office, you might be having a discreet affair. If you’re having a discrete affair with this person, that means you’re keeping it partitioned off from all the other coworkers with whom you are messing around.

Some widely used words just don’t exist. “Irregardless” is among the most popular, and it hits my ear like a metal chair being dragged across a concrete floor. To my mind, when someone prefaces their argument with “irregardless,” their argument is automatically moot. Which is not to say it’s mute, in which case you couldn’t hear it and no solution could be reached.

“Orientated” is another one that misses the mark. Astronauts returning from space don’t get reorientated to earth’s gravity, they get reoriented. “Preventive” and “preventative” are both acceptable, although you see the more economical “preventive” more often. In health care jargon, “preventive”means the same as “prophylactic,” but it’s always been used as a noun as well, and I’m not going to go into that here. So to speak.

Another word that trips up many writers is “pore,” as in, “as I pored over the instructions for the spice rack I bought at Ikea, I became disoriented as the writing was in Swedish.” It’s not “poured,” as in, “I poured bacon grease over the spice rack instructions and vowed to get by on salt and pepper.” Pored is synonymous with peruse. Peruse that manuscript for suspect words before you submit it to your editor.

Recently I saw “effect” used in the headline of a local newspaper, when the proper word should have been “affect.” These two are easy to mix up, and for years I was one of the people who incorrectly used “effect” as a verb, as in, “to effect change.” You affect change. The weather affects your mood. Effect is a noun, affect is a verb.

Decimate is another word I misused many times before it was called to my attention. The prefix “deci” should have tipped me off. It means to destroy one-tenth of something, like an army or a termite infestation. Example: “Best we can do here is decimate that nest,” said the Orkin man. I used to freely substitute it for “obliterate,” which created the hilarious oxymoron, “the village was completely decimated.” Maybe I caught on to this one so late in life because we never embraced the metric system in the U.S.

The list of improperly used words goes on, but hey, we all have writing to do, right? I’ll leave you with one of the most infamous improperly used words. And that’s irony. You might remember the kerfuffle among word geeks like us over the Alanis Morissette song, “Isn’t It Ironic?” The bulk of the imagery she wrote in the lyrics was not, in fact, ironic. Rain on your wedding day? That’s sad, but not ironic. It would be ironic if all the guests had been given commemorative sunglasses. A black fly in your Chardonnay? Not ironic. That’s a health violation. Have you ever found a thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife? I have. It happened when I rented a Forest Service cabin that was supposedly stocked with cutlery. It wasn’t ironic. It was a pain in the ass. Have you ever eaten a steak with a spoon? Ironic doesn’t mean sad or funny. It can be a little tricky to recognize or convey, but you know it when you hear it. It’s like sarcasm. When someone says, “There’s a fly in my Chardonnay. I’m so glad I took my wine out here on the deck instead of inside the lodge where all that gross flypaper is hanging,” they are being ironic.

As I said in my introductory post, I don’t claim to be the world’s greatest authority on language or writing. My aim is simply to share writing-related subjects that interest or amuse me. Hopefully, I can bring a smile or two from you in the process. As always, thanks for reading. Now it’s back to the eel-infested waters of writing. And if you do something right, don’t let it go to your head.

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