What is your favorite word questionnaire

What is your favorite word? Outstanding

What is your least favorite word? layoff

What turns you on? Lesbians

What sound do you love? Drums

What sound do you hate? The death click of a SCSI drive

What is your favorite curse word? cunt

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional wrestler

What profession would you not like to participate in? Janitor

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Where the fuck you been, dickhead?

What is your favorite word? Dongs.

What is your least favorite word? Dongs.

What turns you on? Dongs.

What sound do you love? Dongs.

What sound do you hate? Dongs.

What is your favorite curse word? Dongs.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Dongs.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Dongs.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Dongs.

Favorite word: Vehement

Least favorite: Odor

Turn-on: Independence

Sound/love: Traffic

Sound/hate: Anything that comes from a two-year-old child

Favorite curse word: Dipshit

Profession I’d like to attempt, not my own (or likely to ever really happen): Industrial spy

Profession I won’t attempt: Telephone tech support (obligatory Jerkspeak: I’M ALSO NOT TERRIBLY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT LETTING THE ELDERLY AND HANDICAPPED PAY ME IN EXCHANGE FOR PERMISSION TO PISS INTO MY OPEN MOUTH)

I’d like to hear God say at the gates: “Don’t worry, you’re not in trouble.”

What is your favorite word? Zephyr

What is your least favorite word? Project

What turns you on? White socks

What sound do you love? Static

What sound do you hate? Alarm Clocks

What is your favorite curse word? Crap

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Millionare double agent spy playboy

What profession would you not like to participate in? Telephone Operator

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Agnostic? Are you kidding?”

What is your favorite word? Yes

What is your least favorite word? abstractey

What turns you on? Not finding me funny

What sound do you love? Shoes squeeking in a big concrete underground b-ball court

What sound do you hate? a vac-form machine fucking up. Or a bandsaw.

What is your favorite curse word? Cunt

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Having a job

What profession would you not like to participate in? Politics

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Sorry about all that bullshit”

What is your favorite word? heptapod

What is your least favorite word? must

What turns you on? licentious bottle redheads from oklahoma

What sound do you love? The absence of sound

What sound do you hate? “Duwha?” or “Haanh?”

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Photographer

What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything involving TV or movies

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “SURPRISE!!! COCKSUCKING!!!”

What is your favorite word? Hypersphere.

What is your least favorite word? Tub.

What turns you on? People I can talk to about Kurt Vonnegut.

What sound do you love? Anything plugged through a tremelo effects box.

What sound do you hate? Crying children.

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? High school maths teacher.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Kitchen hand.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “They thought I meant WHAT?”

yes, i don’t matter. no, I don’t care. you should’ve expected this to grow into a quilting corner type thing, rands.

What is your favorite word?

epinephrine

What is your least favorite word?

savory

What turns you on?

artistry

What sound do you love?

close, mortar-shell-sounding thunder

What sound do you hate?

a rattle on my desk made by something out of balance, caused by my heartbeat

What is your favorite curse word?

motherfucker

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

race car passenger

What profession would you not like to participate in?

retail

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

“C’mon in- we’ve got beer and a pool table.”

What is your favorite word? Plop.

What is your least favorite word? Diarrhea. (“Hershey Squirts” or “Swamp Ass” sound funnier)

What turns you on? Sideburns.

What sound do you love? Rain.

What sound do you hate? Dentist drill.

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. (it’s classic)

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Massage therapy. (taking classes for it.. tech is too shaky lately.)

What profession would you not like to participate in? Garbage man.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

See? There was nothing to worry about.

What is your favorite word?

Money – as used in the movie “Swingers”.

What is your least favorite word?

Corporate (fill in the blank).

What turns you on?

Long black hair with blue eyes & long legs.

What sound do you love?

That rapid-fire metallic “cling” sound $1 chips make when they spit out of a slot machine.

What sound do you hate?

My seven-year-old schreeching at my two-year-old.

What is your favorite curse word?

Motherfucker.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Marine Force Recon.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Parking Enforcement.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

“Oh shit….uh, yeah.”

What is your favorite word? vacation

What is your least favorite word? debt

What turns you on? tits

What sound do you love? guitars

What sound do you hate? emo

What is your favorite curse word? fuckwad

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Goddamn Rock Star

What profession would you not like to participate in? DEA Agent

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Holy Shit!

What is your favorite word? INDUBITABLY

What is your least favorite word? TANK

What turns you on? electricity

What sound do you love? GHULAHLHULG

What sound do you hate? emo <– good choice

What is your favorite curse word? “CRAPSHAITHE!”

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? I’m unemployed at the moment, but I’ve always wanted to be a sportswriter for a prison paper.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Assistant Crack Whore

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? GHLUAGHULAGHULAHGULAGHG

What is your favorite word? Beautiful

What is your least favorite word? Specific

What turns you on? Baseball players

What sound do you love? Rain

What sound do you hate? Shoes on a sticky movie theatre floor

What is your favorite curse word? goddamnmotherfuckingsonofawhore 😉

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Coloring book designer, hey someone has to do it 😉

What profession would you not like to participate in? Marketing

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Have a drink, you have earned it!”

What is your favorite word? sweetness

What is your least favorite word? Fired

What turns you on? A good looking scientist

What sound do you love? piano

What sound do you hate? A cockatoo that has separation anxiety

What is your favorite curse word? goddamnit (one word)

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? CIA agent

What profession would you not like to participate in? Fluff girl at the Houston 600

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “Your man is waiting for you”.

What is your favorite word? Fuckstick

What is your least favorite word? OMG

What turns you on? Tall skinny white guys with afros. Glasses are a plus.

What sound do you love? Tool.

What sound do you hate? Barbara Streisand.

What is your favorite curse word? Sonofafuckstick.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Groupie

What profession would you not like to participate in? Food preparation.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? “So will you be shopping for men, clothes, or gadgets?”

What is your favorite word?

Free

What is your least favorite word?

Whiny

What turns you on?

Short girls, esp ones with glasses and are nerdy. (IT WOULD BE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN OR QUITE POSSIBLY A BATHROOM STALL)

What sound do you love?

It’s all about the electric guitar, man.

What sound do you hate?

Any sort of pretentious atonal electronic gobbledygook that people try to pass off as avant garde (actually, this statement applies to ANYTHING musical that supposed to be “avant-garde”)

What is your favorite curse word?

Fucktard

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Musician (no rock star fantasies here people, just fronting a dumb little band would be enough)

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Anything involving routine manual labor.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Keeping an open mind about the religion kick really DID pay off now, didn’t it?

What is your favorite word? PEACE

What is your least favorite word? NEVER

What turns you on? LIFE

What sound do you love? Rain On Leaves

What sound do you hate? Vacume

What is your favorite curse word? FUCK (im original)

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ROCK STAR BABY!

What profession would you not like to participate in? Septic System Pumper Guys

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? HOLLA !.