«The word of the day is ‘contagious'» Said the teacher, «Who can use it in a sentence?»
Little Jenny stood up and said «My dad has a cold and said its contagious»
The teacher praised Jenny and ask for an example from another student.
Billy stood up and said «Miss, my mum has the flu, and I think its contagious»
Happy with Billy’s response, the teacher asked for on…
The word of the day is legs!
*spread the word!*
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Ms Murphy, a first grade Irish teacher, was teaching her students vocabulary, and the word of the day was «contagious» …
(For best effect, read dialogue in an Irish accent)
So she asked her class if anyone has heard the word used in a sentence before, and two students raised their hands, Billy O’Shea and Patrick Reilly. She called on her top student, Billy O’Shea, and asked Billy to use it in a sentence.
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joke
(noun, verb)
past tense: joked
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That’s a funny joke.
A joke is a short and funny story that you tell someone to make them laugh.
- He likes telling jokes to his colleagues.
A joke is something ridiculous that happens, or someone ridiculous.
- That politician is a joke.
- The exam was a joke. We didn’t practice those problems in class.
When nobody pays attention to something or nobody takes it seriously, we can say that that thing is a joke.
- That law is a joke and nobody respects it.
If someone is joking, it means that they say something in a fun and playful way.
- He was only joking; it was not serious.
Common uses
When someone say, “No joke,” they mean ‘it is something serious.’ For example: “That hurricane was no joke.”
Related words
A joker is ‘a playing card that may be used as a wild card (=any other card) in many card games.’
In pop culture
Watch Jack Nicholson play the Joker in this 1989 version of Batman. Many other actors have played that role in other films. Who is your favorite Joker?
There are other meanings of joke.
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December 17, 2021
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Are you familiar with the Mexican word of the day meme? It’s an hilarious internet pun where you take a everyday word and then use it in a sentence by a heavy accent Mexican person.
It’s pretty racist actually but you can’t help it not to laugh. Below we give you 31 pictures of the popular Mexican word of the day so you could familiar yourself with this funny phrase.
If you ask me, it’s one of the best and funniest memes i saw online in a long time:
1. Mexican word of the day #1 Wheelchair
2. Mushroom
3. Bishop is another word of the day to a mexican
4. Budweiser – this one is hilarious!
5. Herpes – ohh get that away from me
6. Chicken, Ay caramba
7. Harassment – Get it? LOL
8. Juanita likes me but cheese ugly
9. I wanted to go to the club tonight but no body wash my kids
10. Hurry up and pikachu
11. When Maria farts in the car – nobody can brief – love this mexican word of the day meme
12. Ima cashew outside, how bah dah
13. I have a bad memory because ice mocha lots of weed
14. The phone goes green green, so i pink it up and say yellow
15. The wind blueberry hard
16. don’t mess with him, judo know if he has a knife, judo know if he has a gun
17. Tell me if juicy the cops
18. Juan had to take xanax for hispanic attacks
19. I told Maria a funny joke, and cheapest her pants
20. I have a gun and if you break into my house i will choo choo
21. To open the janitor closet you have to use jerky
22. Cheez its christ it’s cold outside
23. I can always tell when my son is lying to me, he doesn’t library good
24. My wife never listens so i nutella nothing
25. I love this mexican word of the day because it’s real things that happen to real people
26. He’s a very Batman, he’s been robin everybody
27. I have to cut down on Tequila because it’s bad for deliver
28. My boy is drunk because he ESPN his pants
29. Why gillette that girl talk shit about you
30. LMAO! Political memes are funny
31. Still nacho president
These mexican memes are hilarious! Please share with your friends
An extremely stupid word (i.e. Hungs, Masturbathe, Emotionap, etc.), that is almost certainly made up on the spot, that UD randomly puts on the front page and emails to all of its subscribers for no good reason at all. These «definitions» usually tend to be a pun or play on words and really don’t make much sense.
Every goddamn Word Of The Day that has ever existed on this site since 2004 has been so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel that I’ve lost at least 40 IQ points.
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Your everyday Joke of the Day has some competition!
International researchers examined more than 1,000 jokes (from across the world wide web) and narrowed them down to a list of 50, and then 36,000 people voted.
We love the Joke of the Day and organizations that use the Joke of the Day as a way to create a humor culture, so here are the top 10 funniest jokes ever told that you can use for your Joke of the Day!
10 Funniest Jokes Ever Told – for the Joke of the Day
- (This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
- I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
- Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual” he replied.
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
- My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
- A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
- A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
- I was in Tesco’s and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”
- I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
If you want to see the full list of the 50 funniest jokes ever told, check it out here. If you would like more tips and tricks on how to bring clean humor into your workplace, contact us to setup a free Humor Strategy Call.