Following is our collection of funny One Word Answer jokes. Read one word answer adverb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these one word answer present tense puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Rib-Tickling One Word Answer Jokes that Bring Friends Together
While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: «Yes.»
Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer
barked, «Yes, what?» Instantly the machine
replied, «Yes, sir!»
A priest and a shepherd…
… from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word «Timbuktu». It’s a city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
«I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu … «
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his poem:
«When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three ladies cheap to rent.
But they were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two … «
Who is a «d**…»
While at college, foreign students found an online English-to-English dictionary of American slang.
Awesome read, but almost all agreed there was no need to look up for the word «d**…» as it was completely clear.
One student persisted.
And got the answer — the dictionary stated:
«d**…» — the person who looks up for the word «d**…» in a dictionary.
Our joy was limitless.
A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope…
The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and the man saw that one of the problems was a four letter word for female that ended in «unt».
The man wanted to help the pope, but really didn’t want to say the answer. Finally, after thinking and thinking, the man tells the pope «aunt». The pope thanks the man and erases his answer.
My 5 year old made up a joke that I can’t stop laughing at.
This joke came from my 5 year old, we have been saying knock knock jokes back and forth and he tells me his jokes that don’t make sense. Today he told me this one and I don’t think he realizes how funny it is. Here it is in his original wording.
*Knock knock*
Who’s there?
Nobody. The man didn’t answer because he is dead because he had too many birthdays.
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, «What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?»
I was expecting the answer «Madam, I’m Adam,» but one student had a better reply:
«Wow.»
Just one word
With the new school year, teachers hand out those «we’d like to know more about you» forms for the students to fill out. One of the questions was «Use one word to describe yourself». My son’s answer:
«Can’t follow directions»
Question :Why do pirates only have 1 eye?
Answer: Because in the word pirate there is only one i
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You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?
Poetry
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Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
As 2022 is coming to a close, let me sum it up for you all in one word.
Six.
My interviewer asked me to describe myself in one word.
I replied “vague”
He asked, “can you elaborate?”
I said, “yes.”
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Best jokes with one word punchlines!
Preferably short jokes. e.g. Two fish are swimming in a lake and one runs into a concrete wall. It turns to the other and says, «Dam.»
I’m not saying one word without my Lawyer present.
Judge: B-but sir, you are the lawyer?
Lawyer: Exactly, I demand my present!
Prison might just be one word to you…
But to some people, it’s a long sentence.
My daughter screeched, «Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, have you!?»
What a strange way to start a conversation with me…
If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Bad at following directions.
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Is «buttcheeks» one word or two?
I want to get this cover letter just right.
Prison may be just one word
But to others, it’s a whole sentence
A guy walks up to the widow at her husband’s funeral and says » May I just say one word?»
«Sure,» she replies.
«Discount.»
The widow says, «Thank you. That means a great deal.»
What one word really makes a woman open up and want to talk about everything on their mind?
«Goodnight.»
If I could describe all the horrible things that a lifetime of inhaling paint has done to me in one word, …
… that word would be brain damage.
World hunger? Overpopulation? One word:
Cannibalism.
I saw this months ago so if you made it or know who did comment and I’ll make a edit
Only one word in the English Language starts with D and ends in Y
If you don’t believe my check the dictionary
I can only think of one word with three U’s in it. That’s unusual.
Really.
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My Mother said there is one word you should never call a lady.
The silly cunt never said what it was though.
Rearrange the letters: NOR DO WE to make one word.
Rearrange the letters: NOR DO WE to make one word.
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Autocorrect: *Gets one word wrong*
**Me:** gadammit fuck you autocorrect!!
**Also Me:** Rhrng ldjdnxh pvmfjs jshabdbc
**Autocorrect:** Did you mean “free wifi near me”?
**Me:** You’re goddamn right I did
Did you know that outperform is one word?
Who ever did that is an idiot.
Tell a horror story with just one word and one number
Trump 2024
Young women is standing downstairs. How do explain it in one word?
Misunderstanding.
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On being asked to describe Bill’s penis, Melinda Gates could only think of one word…
Microsoft
A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four …
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There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.
And that’s ok.
Just one word
With the new school year, teachers hand out those «we’d like to know more about you» forms for the students to fill out. One of the questions was «Use one word to describe yourself». My son’s answer:
«Can’t follow directions»
How do you synthesize/summarise Dragon Ball into one word?
The answer is: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Create a Story Using One Word!
Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! 
What’s a Redditor’s favorite kind of vehicle, favorite kind of food, and favorite kind of teacher all in one word?
A sub
One word difference
One word can change your day, your feelings, and life.
Example:
«This is your captain speaking»
«This isn’t your captain speaking»
If I described myself in one word, I’d say, «Potential»
I was too lazy to add the «Wasted».
What one word can you yell out loud that will make a room full of little old ladies swear?
Bingo!
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How do you piss off an entire community with one word?
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Mike and his wife Sara went to the state fair every year, and every year Mike would say, «Sara, I’d like to ride in that airplane.»….
Sara always replied, «I know, Mike, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.»
One year Mike and Sara went to the fair, and Mike said, «Sara, I’m eighty-five years old. If I don’t ride that airplane, I might never get another chance.»
S…
Two sisters inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 available.
The older sister says, «I’m going t…
Me and my GF had a fight about the dictionary
And you know one word led to another
Timbuktu (NSFW)
Two best friends, Dave and Tim, died in a car accident and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the gate and said «sorry, there’s only room for one of you.» The two friends were unsure on how to proceed, so St. Peter made them an offer.
«I will give you both one word and who ever makes up the bes…
A man is preparing to board a train…..
when he hears that the Pope is also going to be using that mode of transportation because he apparently wanted to try something different.
«This is exciting,» the man thinks. «I’ve always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I’ll be able to see him in person.»
Imagine his surprise when …
Nine Words
Once upon a time, long before any type of writing or sign language there lived an attractive young prince.
This prince, through no fault of his own, was cursed by a witch such that he was only allowed to say one word per year.
Fortunately, however, he WAS allowed to save up his words.<…
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The man’s curse
A man was cursed by a wicked witch. He could speak only one word per year, so if he said a word, he had to wait for another year to say another one.
One day, he saw a woman. Beautiful, splendid, sexy, breathtaking!! So he then decided to take the chance of marrying her, so he had to plan what…
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At the end of our first date, I sheepishly asked, «So, how do you feel about sex?» Giggling and blushing, she whispered, «I like it infrequently.» Puzzled, I asked…
«Is that one word or two?»
Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain’s office…
Joe the dyslexic cop gets pulled into the captain’s office, where he is read the riot act. The captain says, «You’re a good cop, but these reports just aren’t going to cut it anymore, Joe! They’re practically illegible! The next report, if there’s even one word misspelled on it, you are going on sus…
Two drunk guys walk into a hotel
snippering one word after another they finally manage to make themselves understood by the girl at the reception.
«So you want the cheapest double room we have, right? The only free one is on the 100th floor but the elevator is broken». The two guys, in order not to spend the night sleeping o…
A pastor walked by a ranch when he noticed a sign, «Christian Horse for Sale»
Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.
The owner took the Pastor out to the back, where he saw a beautiful Arabian stallion.
He agreed to allow the Pastor to take a «test run.»
The Pastor grabbed the reins. «giddyap.» Th…
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Two 80 year old singles were talking about sex.
She asked him how often he had sex. He told her it was infrequently. She asked him, “Is that one word or two?”
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
A farmer owned a nice car which would get ruined because his chickens kept pecking the hood.
After several weeks of fuming at his chickens for making scratches and small dents in the hood of his car he decided to find a solution.
Coincidentally a salesperson came by his house and offered a s…
A brunette and her blonde sister live in the rural Southwest US, having inherited their family ranch.
The Great Depression hit them hard, and they only have $600 left.
Fearing that their ranch would be repossessed, the brunette goes to buy a bull so they can breed their own stock. She tells her sister «I’ll come and contact you when I make the purchase», and promptly departs.
<…
Widowed couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discus…
A few minutes before the services started, satan appeared at the front of the church
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God’s ultima…
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A World War 2 joke
Stalin and Hitler died and were recieved in Hell by Satan.
Satan asked them to wait in the guest cabin, because he had to search for the worst place in Hell for both of them (it had been a long time since some one so evil had come to his abode) .
While waiting, Hitler got bored and as…
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Why One-Word Answer Questions?
If you’re looking to have a fun time with your spouse, boyfriend/girlfriend, partner, or even friend, or to get to know them more, asking questions is one of the sure ways to.
Apart from having fun, it’s a sure way to know your spouse in a relaxed atmosphere.
What better way to know someone than when the mood is great?
Also, it could be a way to stimulate your/their brain and get creative.
Instructions
1.This is not a regular question and answer game. It’s strictly one-word answer questions.
Meaning, the answer to every question must be one word.
2. You can take turns in asking these questions and assign a mark to each question to declare a winner maybe or just to know the number of correct answers.
3. You can also set a time limit for each answer so that the game is more structured. For instance, a maximum of 10 seconds to answer each question, depending on the capacity and agreement of the people involved.
Have fun with these 100 cool one-word answer questions game!!
1.Describe your life
2. Your feeling right now
3. Your childhood
4. Your high school experience
5. Your celebrity crush
6. What you have a phobia for
7. Your dream job
8. Your favorite hobby
9. Your favorite holiday destination
10. Your next holiday destination
11. Describe your country
12. Describe your president
13. Describe your boss
14. Describe your job
15. Your college experience
16. Your first date ever
17. Describe your first day in high school
18. The first name of your first best friend
19. Describe your workplace
20. Describe yourself
21. Describe your first kiss
22. Describe your first boyfriend/girlfriend
23. Where is your happy place?
24. What’s your guilty pleasure?
25. Describe your first day at work
26. Describe your first job interview
27. What would you rather be doing right now?
28. What’s the best gift you’ve ever received
29. What’s your favourite board game?
30. Your favorite book in the Bible (if you’re a Christian)
31. A skincare product you can’t do without
32. Your favorite subject in high school
33. Your personality
34. Your most cherished attribute
35. Your favorite physical feature
36. The first thing you notice in others
37. A subject you’d teach if you were a teacher
38. Your least favorite subject
39. A home appliance you can’t do without
40. Your least favorite household chore
41. Your favorite household chore
42. One thing you regret ever trying and would try again
43. One thing you’re looking forward to trying
44. If you could go under the knife, what part of your body would you love to work on?
45. One thing you could do all day every day
46. One world problem you’d solve if you had the power
47. What you’d never buy with your money
48. An item you’d buy if you received a gift of 1M dollars
49. An activity you think should be banned
50. Describe the world
51. Your favorite animal
52. If there was a second life, you would love to come back as a man or woman?.
53. Your favorite color
54. A job you would never do even if the salary was 1M dollars a month
55. The sweetest name if you’ve ever heard
56. A celebrity you’d love to date
57. Your least favorite celebrity
58. The most unrewarding job in the world
59. Your favorite day of the week
60. Your favorite time of the year
61. Your favorite time of the day
62. Your mood when you wake up
63. The most unnecessary job
64. One thing you love about winter
65. One thing you love about summer
66. A place you’d love to visit again
67. Your very first opinion of me
68. Love is – – – –
69. Your role model
70. Favorite sport
71. Favorite meal of the day
72. Your favorite waking time
73. Your favorite sleeping time
74. The quality you value most in others
75. A habit you’d love to give up
76. A language you’d love to learn
77. What you think is overrated
78. What you think is underrated
79. A skill you think everyone should learn
80. What you find most boring
81. Your favorite bird
82. Your most-priced possession
83. The most useless thing you’ve ever bought
84. First thing you touch when you wake up
85. What makes you angry?
86. Your favorite fashion item
87. An unpopular person you think is a hero
88. Your favorite part of the house
89. Your favorite drink
90. Your favorite exercise activity
91. If you were a sales person, what product would you love to sell
92. One thing you hate
93. One thing you’re so good at
94. One thing you’re obsessed with
95. Your favorite word
96. People you think deserve the greatest punishment
97. The person you’d give anything to see
98. The person you wish never to see
99. A place you’d never go even if you were paid 1M dollars
100. One thing you think is more important than money.
Have fun!
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We love clever jokes here at LaffGaff and they don’t come any more ingenious than these clever wordplay jokes. We’re sure you’ll enjoy them too; after all, a good sense of humor is a sign you’re in good shape psychologically!
30 Best Play On Word Jokes
Here is a great collection of really clever wordplay jokes. Enjoy!
Armageddon
I was helping my son with his homework and he asked me what Armageddon was. He got upset when I told him I didn’t know.
I thought to myself, “Come on, it’s not the end of the world, is it?”
Norwegian Navy
The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships.
So they can scan da navy in.
Big Red Mark
My son asked me to take him to the hospital because he had a big red mark on his face.
I said, “Let’s not make any rash decisions.”
Brake Fluid
I’ve got a friend who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
English Language
The English language is pretty strange and confusing.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
Cheap Skate
This guy offered me a go on his ice rink for $1.
I thought “What a cheap skate.”
Lost Luggage
I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
Money In The Bank
I’m addicted to having money in the bank.
I really do suffer from withdrawals.
Restaurant Manager
I got sacked from my job as restaurant manager today after one of my staff lost three fingers in an electric food mixer.
Apparently I failed to do a proper whisk assessment.
Assistant Manager
I’ve just landed a job as an assistant typist, helping with the capital letters.
It’s shift work.
Chest Hair
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.
Alphabet Soup
You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for…
Times new ramen!
Something Cuban
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
Blank Screen
My sister turned off the TV on me whilst I was watching it today.
After a few moments of staring at the blank screen, I thought to myself, “That’s not on.”
6 Cans Of Sprite
I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite.
I ended up picking 7 Up.
Angry Girlfriend
My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine.
So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she’s sangria then ever.
Solar Eclipse
I tried using a colander to view the solar eclipse yesterday.
I think I’ve strained my eyes.
Full Dictaphone
I have a nagging, paranoid feeling that my dictaphone is close to full capacity.
Maybe I’m just reading too much into it.
Learning Braille
I asked my Dad what it was like learning Braille, but he didn’t want to tell me.
I didn’t realize it was such a touchy subject.
History Of Palindromes
My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.
Now we call him Dr Awkward.
Tree Planting
Dr. Watson was again impressed by Sherlock Holmes’ diverse set of skills as Watson asked inquisitively as to what tree Sherlock was planting.
To which Sherlock replied, “Why, that’s a lemon tree, my dear Watson.”
Hypnotist
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I’m easily lead.
Time Machine
I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday.
They don’t make them like they’re going to anymore.
At The Bus Stop
A guy is walking down the street one day when he spots a man with no arms or legs waiting at a bus stop.
He shouts out to him, “Hey buddy, how are you getting on?”
Crashing App
WhatsApp keeps crashing on my phone and won’t run properly so I’ve downloaded something called “The Bugs Bunny” to fix it.
It’s a WhatsApp Doc.
David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, “I want everyone to call me Hoff from now on.”
The agent replies, “Sure, no hassle.”
4D Printer
How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer?
Just give it time.
Star Wars Sweets
I’m really disappointed with the new Haribo Star Wars sweets collection.
They’re all chewy.
Half Indian
I’ve got a friend who’s half Indian.
Ian.
Store Robbery
I was at the Apple store today when it got robbed.
I guess that makes me an iWitness.
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