Funniest 4 word sentences

• 1

  I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

• 2

  I’ll buy you 11 Roses; 10 real and 1 fake. And I’ll love you until the last rose dies.

• 3

  I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

• 4

  Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

• 5

  What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

• 6

  Nobody dies a virgin, because life fucks us all.

• 7

  Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

• 8

  The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

• 9

  You all laugh because I’m different — I laugh because you’re all the same.

• 10

  You are the light of my life. Before I met you, I walked in the dark.

• 11

  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

• 12

  There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

• 13

  Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

• 14

  Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

• 15

  Why do psychics ask your name?

• 16

  If parents say, «Never take candy from strangers» then why do we celebrate Halloween?

• 17

  I heard you were dating my ex — how do I taste?

• 18

  Practice makes perfect.. But nobody’s perfect.. so why practice?

• 19

  I don’t get older. I level up.

• 20

  I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance — waiting to get into the bathroom.

• 21

  Life is just a game, but atleast the graphics are awesome!

• 22

  When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.

• 23

  Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

• 24

  I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

• 25

  If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

• 26

  People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

• 27

  There are two rules to success in life: 1) Dont tell everything that you know.

• 28

  Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says «PUSH».

• 29

• 30

  Call me cursed or call me blessed. If you can’t handle my worst, you ain’t getting my best.

• 31

  I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

• 32

  Anyone who says «nothing is impossible» has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree.

• 33

  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

• 34

  Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it’s pointless.

• 35

  Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

• 36

  I was born intelligent — education ruined me.

• 37

  A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

• 38

  Opinions are like assholes; everybody’s got one, and they’re often full of shit.

• 39

  Why do people never say «it’s only a game» when they’re winning?

• 40

  I am in shape. Round is a shape.

• 41

  How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?

• 42

  Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard and Visa.

• 43

  A balanced diet is a chocolate chip cookie in each hand.

• 44

  Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

• 45

  If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

• 46

  Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

• 47

  If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

• 48

  Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

• 49

  How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

• 50

  Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

• 51

  Men are the best cooks, because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl’s tummy for nine months.

• 52

  I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

• 53

  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

• 54

  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

• 55

  I changed my password to «incorrect» so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say «your password is incorrect.»

• 56

  On the side of a milk carton:
  Allergy advice — May Contain Traces of Milk

• 57

  Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

• 58

  A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

• 59

  Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

• 60

  Broken pencils are pointless.

• 61

  Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

• 62

  Why are iPhone chargers not called
  apple juice?

• 63

  In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

• 64

  My wife says picking my nose is disgusting, so now I have to do it myself.

• 65

  I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

• 66

  If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.

• 67

  On the other hand… you have different fingers.

• 68

  Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

• 69

  How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

• 70

  Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers ‘users’.

• 71

  You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

• 72

  I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

• 73

  Let’s eat grandpa.
  Let’s eat, grandpa.
  Correct punctuation can save a person’s life.

• 74

  If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

• 75

  If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?

• 76

  Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.

• 77

  I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

• 78

  If you get this message, call me, and if you don’t get it, don’t call.

• 79

  What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

• 80

  There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

• 81

  The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

• 82

  At a Budapest zoo:
  PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

• 83

  «Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.» — Terry Pratchett

• 84

  At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

• 85

  My parents made me what I am today. I’m thinking of suing.

• 86

  In a cementery:
  PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

• 87

  If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

• 88

  On an Athi River Highway:
  TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

• 89

  When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?

• 90

  If practice makes perfect, and I am doing it wrong, then I am doing it perfectly wrong.

• 91

  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• 92

  Where ever you go, there you are.

• 93

  I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• 94

  Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

• 95

  Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

• 96

  Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.

• 97

  Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

• 98

  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• 99

  Notice at a Public Bar:
  OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT’S CLOSED — Manager

• 100

  «Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.» — Groucho Marx.

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Funny Words starting with A:

1. Abibliophobia: The fear of running out of reading materials to read.

Sentence: I have so many reading materials in my house, anyone would think that I have Abibliophobia or something!

1. Abozzo: A rough sketch of a drawing or a draft poem.

Sentence: I’m almost finished with my abozzo of the Eiffel tower.

1. Ama: Japanese diver who dives for pearls or food.
2.  

Sentence: Amas have been diving for pearls in the Japan region for many years. 

1. Araba: A carriage or coach used in Turkey.

Sentence: I’m taking the araba through the city today.

1. Argle-bargle:  A lot of commotion or a row happening.

Sentence: What’s all this argie-bargie about?

1. Aye-aye: A type of lemur which can be found in Madagascar. 

Sentence: The aye-ayes are such cute little creatures.

Starting with B:

1. Bamboozled: To trick or confuse someone. 

Sentence: I have been bamboozled again by you. 

1. Blubber: This word has two meanings: It can mean to cry very loudly or could refer to excess body fat.

Blubber Sentence: Please, stop your blubbering.

1. Brouhaha: An event which involves great excitement or loud confusion.

Brouhaha in a sentence: Last night’s event was such a brouhaha and nothing was achieved.

1. Bumbershoot: A Bumbershoot is an old-fashioned word for an umbrella.

Bumbershoot in a sentence: Don’t forget your Bumbershoot, dear.

1. Bumfuzzle: This refers to being confused.

Bumfuzzle in a Sentence: I’m completely bumfuzzled!

Starting with C:

1. Cantankerous: Someone who is very grumpy.

Sentence: Our neighbour is such a Cantankerous.

1. Catawampus: Something positioned diagonally. 

Sentence: To get to the school, you need to walk catawampus across that park over there.

1. Collywobbles (kol-ee-wob-uh lz): This is the feeling when you have a stomach ache or when you feel really nervous or scared.

Collywobbles in a sentence: This place gives me the collywobbles, let’s go!

Hilarious Words Starting with D:

1. Dingy: Something that is dark and dull.

Sentence: This house looks a little dingy to me. 

1. Donnybrook: This refers to a fight, riot or a big brawl.

Donnybrook in a sentence: A Donnybrook broke out last night when the police when to arrest the leader of the operation.

1. Doozy: Something that is really great.

Sentence: I’m having a doozy of a time at this party.

1. Dweeb: This is not a nice word to call someone. It means that you think the person is boring and uninteresting.

Sentence: No-one wants to be a dweeb. 

Funny Words That Start With E: 

1. Egad: Used as an expression of shock or amazement.

Sentence: Egad! I never thought of that! 

1. Eep: Another expression of surprise or fear.

Sentence: Eep! That was scary!

1. Epos: Could refer to an epic poem or something that is epic.  

Sentence: That poem was just epos!

Starting with F:

1. Filibuster: Somone who refusing to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.

Sentence: Someone get that silly filibuster out of here now!

1. Flibbertigibbet (flib·ber·ti·gib·bet): Is a word used to describe someone who talks a lot or is very gossipy.

Flibbertigibbet in a sentence: Imagine sitting on a 12-hour flight with a flibbertigibbet next to you.

1. Flabbergasted: To be surprised or shocked by something.

Sentence: I’m just flabbergasted to hear that.

1. Formication: The feeling that ants are crawling on your skin.

Sentence: Her constant shivering could be described as a formication.

1. Fuddy-duddy: Someone who is a mild-mannered person.

Sentence: He can be such a fuddy-duddy sometimes.

Starting with G:

1. Gaberlunzie: A beggar that walks around town to town.

Sentence: He didn’t really have a profession, some may even call him a gaberlunzie.

1. Gardyloo (gahr-dee-loo): This is a disgusting one. It refers to the cry people use to shout when they would throw their slops or droppings out of the window.

Gardyloo in a Sentence: Watch out, Gardyloo coming!

1. Gazump: This word really has a specific meaning. It means to refuse to sell your house to someone who you previously agreed to sell your house to.

Sentence: I’m so happy my offer to buy the house next door was accepted, but what if I get gazumped?

1. Gobbledygook: Speaking Nonsense.

Sentence: Why do you always have to speak such Gobbledygook?

1. Goombah: An older friend who protects you.

Sentence: Jamie didn’t have many friends, but was glad that his grandpa could be his protector – His Goombah.

1. Gubbins: These are objects of very little value like rubbish or litter.

Gubbins in a sentence: No one’s going to buy your gubbins.

Starting with H:

1. Hairball: A ball of hair that a cat normally chokes out.

Sentence: Cats are cute, but I hate it when they throw-up hairballs everywhere.

1. Hocus-pocus: A trick or magical spell.

Sentence: What’s all this hocus-pocus about?

1. Hokey: Something is is silly or old-fashioned.

Sentence: Now that was hokey old movie to watch!

1. Hootenanny: A country music party or get-together.

Sentence: I’m going to an old-fashioned Hootenanny on Saturday, would you like to come?

1. Heckler: Someone who interrupts a public performance with offensive comments.

Sentence: Those footballers are always having to deal with hecklers at their matches. 

Starting with I:

1. Itty-Bitty: Something that is really small or tiny.

Sentence: That ladybird is so itty-bitty.

1.  Ickle: Something that is small and normally cute

Sentence: Look at that ickle baby dolphin!

1. izzat:  This relates to your personal respect and dignity.

Sentence: I’m afraid of saying that in public, as it’ll be against my izzat. 

Starting with J:

1. Jabberwock: Something that is complete nonsense or gibberish

Sentence: Everything he just said was complete Jabberwock.

1. Jazzetry: The reading of poetry which is accompanied by jazz. 

Sentence: I love reading poems, but I’ve never tried jazzetry.

1. Jink: The sudden change in direction.

Sentence: He jinked out of the way, as the ball came towards him.

Fun Words Starting with K:

1. Kagu: An blueish-greyish type of bird which is now an endangered species. 

Sentence: The rare Kagu can be found in the Pacific island of New Caledonia.

1. Kaka: A breed of parrot that can be found in New-Zealand.

Sentence: The kaka parrots are so cool!

1. Kebbie: A Scottish term relating to a walking stick with a hooked end.

Sentence: Pass the old man his keebie.

1. Kibble: Ground meal or gains used as animal feed. 

Sentence: The chickens love this new brand of kibble.

1. Kraken: A mythical sea creature.

Sentence: Just like the loch ness monster, the Kraken is a myth. 

Starting with L:

1. La-di-da: If you described someone as “La-di-da”, you are suggesting that they are upper-class or behaving unnaturally only to impress other people.

La-di-da in a sentence: She thinks she is all La-di-da, but I know what she’s really like.

1. Lol: Short for laughing out loud. Mosting used on social media and in text messages. 

Sentence: Lol – That’s so funny!

1. Lollygagger: Someone who walks around with no aim or goal.

Sentence: They spent their summer lying about, eating and general lollygagging.

1. Lickety-split: When something moves really fast.

Sentence: He was out of the door lickety-split.

Starting with M:

1. Malarkey: An informal word for talking about meaningless things or nonsense.

Malarkey in a sentence: This is all malarkey, I tell ya!

1. Moist: Something that is slightly wet.

Sentence: This blanket seems a little moist to sit on. 

1. Mollycoddle: To be extra nice to someone or to overprotect them.

Sentence: Sometimes what a child needs is some tough love and not mollycoddling all the time.

Starting with N:

1. Nacket: A light lunch or snack.

Sentence: I’m going to have a quick nacket before dinner. 

1. Namby-pamby: Someone who is weak, with no backbone.

Sentence: I don’t want to be some namby-pamby little girl!

1. Napoo: The end of something. A term mostly used by soldiers.

Sentence: Napooh! That’s the end of that story.

1. Niff: Something that smells bad.

Sentence: It’s got that horrible fishy niff. 

1. Nincompoop: This refers to someone who is not intelligent or a fool.

Nincompoop sentence: You act like such a nincompoop sometimes.

Starting with O:

1. Obi: A sash worn around the waist of a kimono.

Sentence: That pink obi would look nice with this kimono. 

1. Oozy: Something that is slimy and wet

Sentence: That table is dripping in ooze. 

1. Oompah: The sound of deep brass instruments in a band.

Sentence: The oompah music in the background really set the tone.

Starting with P:

1. Panjandrum: Someone who thinks that they are superior to others.

Sentence: She’s no queen, but she saw acts like a panjandrum.

1. Patroon: The captain of a ship

Sentence: Look sharp, the patroon will be here soon.

1. Pettifogger: A pettifogger is someone who deals with small or petty businesses. It can also be to argue over small, unimportant matters.

Pettifogger in a sentence: Why do you look up to such a pettifogger?

Starting with Q:

1. Quab: Something that is incomplete or immature

Sentence: That baby bird is still just a quab.

1. Quark: Scientific term used to describe atoms which are made up of smaller particles. 

Sentence: Understanding quarks of fundamental to the world of physics.

1. Quoz: Something that is strange.

Sentence: That’s so quoz! No-one wants to eat cheese and ice-cream together!

Silly Words Starting with R:

1. Ratoon: This refers to the small root that sprouts from a plant, especially during the springtime.

Sentence: I heard somewhere that ratooned plants grow taller and healthier.

1. Rugrat: Refers to a young child or toddler

Sentences: Those rugrats don’t know what’s coming to them!

1. Ruddy: The term sometimes can be used to suggest good health in a person.

Sentence: That ruddy-faced girl was someone I never seen before. 

Starting with S:

1. Sialoquent: Somone who splits while talking.

Sentence: My old science teacher was Sialoquent. I was always scared to go near him!

1. Skedaddle: To ask some to leave or run away very quickly

Skedaddle in a sentence: This is no place to play your silly games, now skedaddle before I get you!

1. Skullduggery Refers to dodgy dealings and some no good business.

Sentence: We need to put a stop to all this skullduggery around this town.

1. Shenanigan: This is when someone is causing a lot of mischiefs or playing tricks.

Shenanigans in a sentence: What’re all the shenanigans about?

1. Snollygoster (snol·ly·gos·ter): This refers to an unethical politician who is guided by personal advantage.

Snollygoster in a sentence: I don’t want any help from a snollygoster.

1. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: Something that is really good. And the longest word in the English dictionary.

Sentence: Your cake is simply supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Starting with T:

1. Tatterdemalion:  A poor child wearing rags.

Sentence: I grew up like a tatterdemalion on the streets and now I’m a billionaire!

1. Taradiddle (tar-uh-did-l): this is a small lie or when someone is speaking nonsense.

Taradiddle in a sentence: That’s such taradiddle –  I don’t trust you at all!

1. Thingamajig. A thing for which you have forgotten the name of. 

Sentence: Can you pass that thingamajig over?

1. Troglodyte: Someone that lives in a cave.

Sentence: All my life I’ve been living like Troglodyte cooped up in this house!

Starting with U:

1. Uber: Something that is really great.

Sentence: That’s a really uber-looking coat you got there!

1. Ube: Type of yam which is coloured purple

Sentence: You can make really nice curry using ube.  

1. Upsy-daisy: Lifting up a small child. 

Sentence: Upsy daisy! It’s time for your nap. 

1. Urubu: A blank vulture found in South American.

Sentence: The Urubu is a rare species of bird found in America.

Starting with V:

1. Vamp: To make something brand-new.

Sentence:  Let’s vamp-up your car. 

1. Vexed: Something that is really annoying or frustrating. 

Sentence: This puzzle has really got me vexed. 

1. veepstakes: A competition to find a party-s vice president. 

Sentence: Have you prepared for the upcoming veepstakes?

Starting with W: 

1. Wabbit: A Scottish word referring to feeling exhausted or a little unwell.

Sentence: I’m feeling wabbit today.

1. Widdershins (with -er-shinz): This refers to going in the opposite direction or going down the wrong path.

Widdershins in a sentence: Only widdershins going down that road.

Starting with X:

All words beginning with X are funny ones!

1. Xanthoderm: A person with yellowish skin. 

Sentence:  This make-up makes my skin look a little Xanthoderm. 

1. Xebec: A small sailing-ship with square sails.

Sentence: Let’s take a ride on my new Xebec. 

Starting with Y:

1. Yabby: Refers to any Australian crayfishes used for food. 

Sentence: These yabbies are going to taste delicious. 

1. Yachty: Relates to yachts.

Sentence: I have a yachty-looking T-shirt. 

1. Yaff: A type of bark.

Sentence: The dog yaffed at the mailman.

1. Yawny: When you yawn or when something is boring

Sentence: That movie was a little yawny. 

1. Yahoo:  A rube, a country bumpkin.

Sentence: What’s that yahoo doing here!

1. Yerk: Pull or push something with a sudden movement.

Sentence; She yerked at the rope, as they tried to pull the bucket up from the well.

1. yips: When a golfer misses an easy putt due to nervousness. 

Sentence: Looks like he has the yips today. 

Funniest Words starting with Z:

1. Zaftig: Having a full-rounded figure.

Sentence:  Her zaftig figure was admired by all. 

1. Zappy: Something that is lively and energetic.

Sentence: She looks very zappy today. 

1. Zazzy:  Something that is shiny and flashy

Sentence: Jenny brought herself a new zazzy handbag to match her shoes.

1. Zeze: A string instrument from South Africa. 

Sentence: The sound of the zeze is unique in South Africa.

1. Zizz: To take a short nap or sleep.

Sentence: James likes to take a 2-hour zizz every afternoon at 2 pm.

1. Zoanthropy (zoh-an-thruh-pee): This is when someone believes that they are an animal.

Zoanthropy in a sentence:  I think she suffers from a mild case of Zoanthropy.

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