For 400 years that word

На основании Вашего запроса эти примеры могут содержать грубую лексику.

На основании Вашего запроса эти примеры могут содержать разговорную лексику.

They had been in slavery for 400 years.

For 400 years, that word has kept us down.

400 лет, этим словом нас сравняли с землей.

We have lived in this valley for 400 years and killed every strange who came here.

Четыреста лет мы живем в этой долине и убивали всех, кто приходил к нам.

For 400 years the memory of Bruno has haunted the historians of science.

Четыреста лет память о Бруно не давала спокойно жить историкам науки.

That illuminati ambigramatic symbol has been considered a myth for 400 years.

Существование этой амбиграммы иллюминатов четыреста лет считалось мифом.

They were in slavery for 400 years.

Israelites stayed for 400 years in slavery and were delivered.

Израильтяне 400 лет жили в рабстве, но вышли из него.

No matter that they had been slaves for 400 years.

Хотя они же утверждают, что были 400 лет рабами.

Clarisse, for 400 years light has been separated from shadow but now the two houses of Cagliostro will be reunited.

Кларисса, четыреста лет свет был отделен от тени но теперь два дома Калиостро снова объединятся.

The Israelites had been slaves for 400 years and He freed them.

Израильтяне 400 лет жили в рабстве, но вышли из него.

After being captive in Egypt for 400 years, the chosen people were delivered through Moses.

Пробыв четыреста лет в плену в Египте, избранный народ был избавлен через Моисея.

They’ll never kill Chewie, he continued, because you could be Chewie for 400 years.

Они никогда не убьют Чубакку, потому что быть Чуи можно 400 лет.

For 400 years Great Britain has been fighting for its territorial integrity in respect of Northern Ireland.

Четыреста лет Великобритания борется за свою территориальную целостность применительно к Северной Ирландии.

I was trapped between worlds for 400 years.

Venetians occupied them in 1386 and stayed for 400 years.

Венецианцы овладели ими в 1380 году и оставались здесь более 400 лет.

Before 2010 it had been dormant for 400 years.

For 400 years this city was forgotten and remained in desolation.

На целых 400 лет этот город был забыт и пребывал в полном запустении.

We have thus been connecting global trade flows for 400 years.

Мы имеем, таким образом, соединение глобальных торговых потоков в течение многих лет.

Gaul then remained under Roman rule for 400 years.

No hostile army had reached Paris for 400 years.

До этого сражения ни одна иностранная армия не вступала в Париж в течение 400 лет.

Ничего не найдено для этого значения.

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Tropic Thunder is a 2008 film starring Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr. as a group of prima donna actors making a Vietnam War film when their fed-up writer and director decide to abandon them in the middle of the jungle, forcing them to fight their way out.

Directed by Ben Stiller. Written by Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen.

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Kirk Lazarus[edit]

• I know who I am! I’m a dude playing a dude, disguised as another dude! You a dude who don’t know what dude he is.

Les Grossman[edit]

• [incensed at Flaming Dragon’s demands] Okay, Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, take a big step back… and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now, I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again. Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP! [hangs up; to assistant] Find out who that was.

Dialogue[edit]

Damien: Crisis meeting? What does that mean, exactly? I mean, you know, are we in a crisis?

Rob: He’s the head of the studio. He’s reaching out. We’re 10,000 miles away. He just wants a little face-time.

Damien: I know. It’s just you said he called it a crisis meeting. So, you know…

Rob: It’s Les Grossman. He throws these words around. «Crisis,» «explosion,» «not rolling,» «fired.» These are just words.

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[The Tropic Thunder production crew have a video conference with studio exec Les Grossman]

Les Grossman: I see you. I see you. I see you. Which one of you fuckfaces is Damien Cockburn?

Damien Cockburn: Uh, that’s me, sir. It’s an honor to finally meet you. Get some face time.

Grossman: And who here is the key grip? [the key grip raises his hand] You? You! Hit that director in the face, really fucking hard!

Key Grip: [reluctantly walks over to Damien] Sorry, man. [punches him in the face]

Grossman: This is all your fault, you Limey fuck! You shit the money-bed, my friend.

---

Les Grossman: The universe is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.

[Grossman plays «Low» by Flo Rida in his music player, and he and Slolom begin dancing. Pecker is confused.]

Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun.

Rob Slolom: Mmm, yeah.

Grossman: Ask, and you shall receive.

Slolom: All right!

Grossman: You play ball, we play ball. [Slolom nods. Grossman begins dancing like he’s slapping ass.] I know you want the goodies. Mmm!

Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room.

Grossman: You payin’ attention? ‘Cuz I’m talkin’ G5, Pecker. That’s how you’re gonna roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boi. Oh yeah. Playa. Playa. Big dick playa.

Slolom: Swingin’ past your knees.

Grossman: Big dick, baby.

Slolom: Yup.

[Grossman stops the music.]

Grossman: Or, you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.

[Pecker stands up and faces Grossman.]

Rick «Pecker» Peck: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of fifteen years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone for some money and a G5.

Grossman: Yes.

Pecker: A G5 airplane.

Grossman: Yes. And lots of money. Playa…. [Grossman starts the music again, and he and Slolom start dancing again.]

Slolom: Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!!

---

[Lazarus and the gang are preparing their options for infiltrating the Flaming Dragon camp]

Jeff Portnoy: So, what’s the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes?

Kirk Lazarus: No, no. Mandarin Chinese. What I can tell, it’s what they’re speaking down there.

Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese?

Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar. I prepped for that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months.

---

[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]

Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?

Four-Leaf Tayback: I have no idea, I’ve never been outside the States.

Cody: Wait what?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Did you make this whole goddamn thing up?! Dude you weren’t even in the fucking service?!

Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!

Cody: Coast Guard.

Tayback: Sanitation Department.

Cody: Oh my God! You’re a fucking garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole goddamn U.S. of A.

Tayback: I wrote the book as a tribute! I’m a patriot.

Cody: Yeah, you’re the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It’s like — It’s like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!

Tayback: Writers lie all the time!

Cody: [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?

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Speedman: I don’t believe you people!

Lazarus: Huh! What do you mean, “you people”? [silence]

Chino: What do YOU mean, “you people”!?

Lazarus: HUH?

Sandusky: I… I think what, uh, Tugg means is, “you people”, “you actors”.

[Kirk, Alpa, Kevin, and Jeff start yelling due to the frustration of being lost in the jungle, until Tugg fires his prop gun to calm everyone down]

Speedman: Chill! Alright? Just chill it! Now, let’s go get those Vietcongs.

Chino: Vietcong!

Speedman: What?

Chino: It’s “Vietcong”, there’s no ‘s’, it’s already plural. You wouldn’t say “Chineses.»

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Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent. Cause they one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.

Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man’s a national treasure.

Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.

Lazarus: That shit ain’t funny.

Chino: I’m just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack. I’m sorry if a dingo ate yo baby.

Lazarus: You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a fucking line.

Kevin Sandusky: Hey guys could we just cool it…

Chino: You know what, fuck that, I’m sick of this koala-hunting nigga- [Kirk slaps Alpa. Alpa tries to punch Kirk but Kirk grabs his fist and pulls him in and hugs him.]

Lazarus: For 400 years, that word has kept us down.

Chino: [confused]…what the fuck!?

Lazarus: Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues…

Chino: [Breaks away from Kirk] That’s the theme songs from The Jeffersons. You really need help!

Lazarus: Just cause it’s a theme song doesn’t mean it’s not true.

---

Speedman: You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that I actually felt retarded, like really retarded. I mean, I brushed my teeth retarded, I rode the bus retarded.

Lazarus: Damn.

Speedman: In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.

Lazarus: To be a moron.

Speedman: Yeah.

Lazarus: To be moronical.

Speedman: Exactly, to be a moron.

Lazarus: An imbecile.

Speedman: Yeah.

Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived.

Speedman: When I was playing the character.

Lazarus: When you was the character.

Speedman: Yeah, as Jack, definitely.

Lazarus: Jack, stupid ass Jack. Trying to come back from that.

Speedman: In a weird way it was almost like I had to sort of fool my mind into believing that it wasn’t retarded, and by the end of the whole thing, I was like, «Wait a minute, I flushed so much out, how am I gonna jumpstart it up again?» It’s just like… Right?

Lazarus: You was farting in bathtubs and laughing your ass off. Yeah. But Simple Jack thought he was smart, or rather, didn’t think he was retarded, so you can’t afford to play retarded, being a smart actor. Playing a guy who ain’t smart but thinks he is, that’s tricky.

Speedman: Hm. Tricky.

Lazarus: It’s like working with mercury. It’s high science, man. It’s an art form.

Speedman: Yeah.

Lazarus: You an artist.

Speedman: Hm. That’s what we do, right? Yeah.

Lazarus: Hats off for going there, especially knowing how the Academy is about that shit.

Speedman: About what?

Lazarus: You’re serious? You don’t know? Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Speedman: What do you mean?

Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks, cheat at cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. Then you got Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes, retarded, maybe, braces on his legs, But he charmed the pants off Nixon, and he won a Ping-Pong competition. That ain’t retarded. [theatrical cut only] Peter Sellers, Being There. Infantile, yes, retarded, no. [director’s cut only] And he was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? [both cuts] [silence] You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

---

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Wow. Eight Oscars, 400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman’s career.

Les Grossman: I couldn’t have done it without you.

Slolom: Really?

Grossman: No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.

Slolom: I wouldn’t do that.

Grossman: Ah… joking.

Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. You’re a funny guy.

Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

Cast[edit]

• Ben Stiller — Tugg Speedman
• Jack Black — Jeff Portnoy
• Robert Downey Jr. — Kirk Lazarus
• Nick Nolte — John «Four Leaf» Tayback
• Steve Coogan — Damien Cockburn
• Jay Baruchel — Kevin Sandusky
• Danny McBride — Cody Underwood
• Brandon T. Jackson — Alpa Chino
• Bill Hader — Rob Slolom
• Matthew McConaughey — Rick «Pecker» Peck
• Tom Cruise — Les Grossman

External links[edit]

• Tropic Thunder quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Tropic Thunder at Rotten Tomatoes
• The official Tropic Thunder site

Here’s a selection of Tropic Thunder Quotes, covering topics such as Les Grossman, Jack Black, inpiration, love and life.

We really hope you enjoy these quotes and that they give you something to think about.

Alpa
Chino: As for why I’m in this movie, maybe I just knew I had to represent. Cause they one good part in this movie for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.Kirk
Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man’s a national treasure.
Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.
Lazarus: That sh*t ain’t funny.
Chino: I’m just f*cking with you, Kangaroo Jack. I’m sorry if a dingo ate yo baby.
Lazarus: You know that’s a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a f*cking line.
Kevin Sandusky: Hey guys could we just cool it…
Chino: You know what, f*ck that, I’m sick of this koala-hunting nigga- [Kirk slaps Alpa. Alpa tries to punch Kirk but Kirk grabs his fist and pulls him in and embraces him.]
Lazarus: For 400 years, that word has kept our people down.
Chino: [confused]…what the f*ck!?
Lazarus: Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues…
Chino: [Breaks away from Kirk] That’s the theme songs from The Jeffersons.
Lazarus: Just cause it’s a theme song doesn’t mean it’s not true.

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We’ve been handed an incredible opportunity here, Peck.

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Les Grossman [ to Four Leaf ] : You’re a Great American, This Nation Owes you a huge debt….[ angrily ] Now Shut The f*ck Up and let me do my job!!!!!!

Les Grossman

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You grew hands!

Jeff Portnoy

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I don’t read the script. The script reads me.

Kirk Lazarus

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That’s for Brooklyn, motherf*cker!

Alpa Chino

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That’s what that playin’ God stuff was about, tryin to get us to act good to save the movie.

Tugg Speedman

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Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your c*ck. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C’mon man, let’s do this!

Jeff Portnoy

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You can’t be serious?

Rick Peck

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I don’t drop character ’til I’ve done the DVD commentary

Kirk Lazarus

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This walkie talkie goes to the helicopter, and the helicopter is God. And I am Jesus Christ. And you are my chosen disciples.

Damien Cockburn

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[incensed at Flaming Dragon’s demands] Okay Flaming Dragon, f***face. First, take a big step back… and literally f*** your own face! I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullsh*t power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly f***ing firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the f***ing United Nations and get a f***ing binding resolution to keep me from f***ing destroying you. I am talking scorched-earth, motherf***er! I will massacre you! I will f*** you up! [hangs up; to assistant] Can you find out who that was?

Les Grossman

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Tugg Speedman: I can’t feel my legs….
Kirk Lazarus: They ain’t nothin’, but a thang

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But they’re trained soldiers.

Alpa Chino

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Never go full retard.

Kirk Lazarus

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I’m a lead farmer mother f*cker!

Kirk Lazarus

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Welcome to the goodie room!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom

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Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you really going to abandon this movie? We’re supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

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Suck my unit!!

Kirk Lazarus

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A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!

Rick Peck

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This is Less Grossman, who is this?

Les Grossman

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Alpa and I is already wearin’ Earth mama’s natural night camo.

Kirk Lazarus

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Shut the f*ck up & let me do my job!

Les Grossman

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[The Tropic Thunder production crew have a video conference with studio exec Les Grossman]Les
Grossman: Which one of you f***faces is Damien Cockburn?
Damien Cockburn: Uh, that’s me, sir. It’s an honor to finally meet you. Get some face time.
Grossman: And who here is the key grip? [the key grip raises his hand] You? You! Hit that director in the face, really f***ing hard!
Key Grip: [reluctantly walks over to Damien] Sorry, man. [punches him in the face]
Grossman: This is all your fault, you Limey f***! You sh*t the money-bed, my friend.

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I don’t get out of character until I do the DVD commentary.

Kirk Lazarus

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What is with you people?!

Tugg Speedman

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Im the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

Kirk Lazarus

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Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I’ll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!

Tugg Speedman

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[Lazarus and the gang are preparing their options for infiltrating the Flaming Dragon camp]
Jeff
Portnoy: So, what’s the plan, man? You gonna talk Vietnamese to those dudes?Kirk
Lazarus: No, no. Mandarin Chinese. What I can tell, it’s what they’re speaking down there.
Portnoy: How the hell do you know Chinese?
Lazarus: Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li. Second Globe, third Oscar. I prepped for that one by working in a Beijing textile factory for eight months.

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your just because i’m skinny

Jeff Portnoy

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Wake up Hop Hop!

Tugg Speedman

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Man were lost, were super lost!

Kirk Lazarus

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The universe… is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen. [turns on Flo Rider’s “Low” and begins to dance to the beat]

Les Grossman

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[Cody and Tayback are tied to a post in the Flaming Dragon compound]
Cody: Dude, dude, what the hell is going on here? Where are we?
Four-Leaf
Tayback: I have no idea, I’ve never been outside the States.
Cody: Wait what?! Are you f***ing kidding me?! Did you make this whole g*dd*mn thing up?! Dude you weren’t even in the f***ing service?!
Tayback: Yes! Of course! Coast Guard!
Cody: Coast Guard.
Tayback: Sanitation Department.
Cody: Oh my God! You’re a f***ing garbage man! Dammit! F.L. Tayback lies to me and the whole g*dd*mn U.S. of A.
Tayback: I wrote the book as a tribute! I’m a patriot.
Cody: Yeah, you’re the Milli Vanilli of patriots okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It’s like – It’s like punching the American flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
Tayback: Writers lie all the time!
Cody: [a guard bursts in] Can I be tied to another post please?

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Hey, Alpa, if you let me go right now, I will totally suck your dick. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C’mon baby, let’s get this over with!

Jeff Portnoy

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(To Kirk) Hold my hand Brother…

Tugg Speedman

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To Tugg after talking to Sandusky……”For some reason he smells like bologna”.

Kirk Lazarus

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Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That’s physics. It’s inevitable.

Les Grossman

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Yo Tuggernuts! It’s the Pecker!

Rick Peck

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[about Speedman] They’re going to kill him!

Rick Peck

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It was like pistol whipping a blind kid.

Rick Peck

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I killed one, Rick… the thing I love most in the world.

Tugg Speedman

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My farm? Here’s my motherf*cking farm! I’m a lead farmer, motherf*cker!

Kirk Lazarus

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I was wrong! Blow the bridge! Blow the f*cking bridge!

Tugg Speedman

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[dancing along] Right…

Studio Executive Rob Slolom

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I will massacre you! I will f*ck YOU UP!

Les Grossman

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See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun! Ask… and you shall receive!

Les Grossman

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I got the TiVo!

Rick Peck

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Studio Executive Rob
Slolom: Wow. Right Oscars, 400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman’s career.Les
Grossman: I couldn’t have done it without you.
Slolom: Really?
Grossman: No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Slolom: I wouldn’t do that.
Grossman: Ah… joking.
Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. You’re a funny guy.
Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

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I dont know. who are you?

Tugg Speedman

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I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He’s making a f*cking sweater back here. I’m trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.

Cody

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Cover me, limp dick f*ck-ups!

Kirk Lazarus

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You went full retard man, never go full retard.

Kirk Lazarus

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Man, everybody’s gay once in a while.

Kirk Lazarus

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A Speedman is racing towards the chopper, getting shot repeatedly….”SURVIVE!

Kirk Lazarus

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How’s the adoption thing going?

Rick Peck

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I don’t know what kind of gun this is. I only know the sound it makes when it kills a man.

Four Leaf Tayback

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What do you mean, you people?

Kirk Lazarus

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It’s just corn syrup you guys! Blood flavored…corn syrup.

Tugg Speedman

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Yeah, but those dudes are trained soldiers.

Alpa Chino

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To be a moron, to be moronical. To be the dumbest mother f*cker who ever lived.

Kirk Lazarus

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I will annihilate you! I will f*ck you up!

Les Grossman

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What do you need, Peck?

Les Grossman

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Me? I know who I am. I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

Kirk Lazarus

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Les
Grossman: The universe is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.[Grossman plays “Low” by Flo Rida in his music player, and he and Slolom begin dancing. Pecker is confused.]
Grossman: See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun.Rob
Slolom: Mmm, yeah.
Grossman: Ask, and you shall receive.
Slolom: All right!
Grossman: You play ball, we play ball. [Slolom nods. Grossman begins dancing like he’s slapping *ss.] I know you want the goodies. Mmm!
Slolom: Welcome to the goodie room.
Grossman: You payin’ attention? ‘Cuz I’m talkin’ G5, Pecker. That’s how you’re gonna roll. No more frequent flyer b*tch miles for my boi. Oh yeah. Playa. Playa. Big dick playa.
Slolom: Swingin’ past your knees.
Grossman: Big dick, baby.
Slolom: Yup.[Grossman stops the music.]
Grossman: Or, you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.[Pecker stands up and faces Grossman.]Rick “Pecker”
Peck: Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of fifteen years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone for some money and a G5.
Grossman: Yes.
Pecker: A G5 airplane.
Grossman: Yes. And lots of money. Playa…. [Grossman starts the music again, and he and Slolom start dancing again.]
Slolom: Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!!

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You spank that *ss, Les!

Studio Executive Rob Slolom

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Damien: Crisis meeting? What does that mean, exactly? I mean, you know, are we in a crisis?
Rob: He’s the head of the studio. He’s reaching out. We’re 10,000 miles away. He just wants a little face-time.
Damien: I know. It’s just you said he called it a crisis meeting. So, you know…
Rob: It’s Les Grossman. He throws these words around. “Crisis,” “explosion,” “not rolling,” “fired.” These are just words.

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You muh-muh-make me hah-pay.

Rick Peck

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I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

Kirk Lazarus

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Hell nah, I ain’t pee on nat girl. No no listen, here’s the story she was in the way when I was peeing she walked past.

Alpa Chino

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speedman is a dying star a white dwarf heading for a black role thats physics its inveditible

Les Grossman

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You went full retard…..NEVER go full retard.

Kirk Lazarus

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Kirk
Lazarus: What about you, Master Blaster? You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?Kevin
Sandusky: What, Alpa Chino? He’s like ten girls deep, 24/7.
Lazarus: No, you missin’ me, man. I’m talking about something special. Big difference. How about it?Alpa
Chino: Yeah. Yeah, there is.
Lazarus: Well? What’s the skinny? Y’all been on a date or what?
Chino: No. I mean…I always wanted to, but, I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It’s…it’s complicated.
Lazarus: No! It’s simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say, “Hey. Baby, you and me’s going on a date.” That’s the end of the story. What’s her name?
Chino: …Lance.
Lazarus: “Listen here, Lance…” Lance? What the f*ck did I just hear? Lance?
Sandusky: Did you say, “Lance”?
Chino: No!
Sandusky: That sounded like “Lance”.
Chino: No, I said “Nance”.
Sandusky: It sounded like “Lance”.
Chino: Look, I’m Alpa Chino, okay? I love the p*ssy, all right? Lay your *ss back down and look at the stars.
Lazarus: When you wrote “I Love Tha p*ssy”, was you thinking of dangling your dice on Lance’s forehead?
Chino: Naw, hell no! What? Come on, look…
Lazarus: Man, everyone’s gay once in a while!
Chino: I’m not gay!
Lazarus: This is Hollywood!
Chino: How about we all get back to work?
Lazarus: Okay, cool.
Chino: This is ridiculous! We got a big day tomorrow. Let’s get focused.
Jeff
Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick right now.
Chino: I told you, for the last time, I love tha’ p*ssy!
Portnoy: I’ll cradle the balls…stroke the shaft…work the pipe…swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this.

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I’m sorry your dingo aint your baby!!

Alpa Chino

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Im a land farmer, MOTHA f*ckA!

Kirk Lazarus

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